"GEEZ! You dyin' or what?" Eddy asked the bed-bound Double D. The child genius began to speak, but heavy coughing interrupted
him once again.
Eddy shook his head while muttering, "Man, I hope I never get sick like that."
Double D blew his nose and slightly smiled.
Ed watched his two friends until his eyes lit
up. He grabbed Double D's table light and held it over his head. "BOING! I got an idea!" he shouted before running out of
"At least he left the table lamp..." "At least he didn't rip out the ceiling light
like last time..." Ed ran back into the room and showed the other Eds what his idea was. In his hands was a small bottle of
"Ed takes this ALL the time!" Ed handed Double D the bottle while saying, "It'll make
you feel better!"
"Why...thank you Ed! I must admit I am amazed that you know what type of
medication I need." Double D said, surprised.
Ed stared at Double D for a second, then snatched
Double D's table light and held it over his head.
"BOING! I got an idea!" Ed shouted before
running out of the room. He returned with yet another bottle of NyQuil.
"Ed takes this ALL
the time! It'll make you feel better!" Ed chirrped as he handed Double D the bottle.
Double D slowly said.
Ed stared at Double D blankly until grabbing the table light and shouting,
"BOING! I got an i-"
"ENOUGH ALREADY!" Eddy bellowed while grasping Ed's wrist and thrusting
him down to the floor. Ed giggled while Eddy turned to Double D and stated, "I think Ed needs some fresh air. Is it alright
with you if we leave?"
Double D, touched by his friends concern, replied with, "Why, of course,
Eddy. I will do quite fine on my-"
"OK BYE!" Eddy called, he and Ed halfway down the stairs.
Double D smiled and sank into his bed. Grabbing a spoon from his table stand next to his bed, he poured a bit of NyQuil into
the spoon and swallowed. Suddenly, a crazed look came across Double D's face. Grasping the NyQuil bottle, Double D licked
his lips and uttered, "A little more wouldn't hurt..."
Eddy an Ed were sitting on the curb
outside of Double D's house, attempting to think up a scam without the brains of their operation, when Kevin rode up on his
bike, with Nazz on the back.
"Hey, where's Double Dork?" Kevin asked rudely. Eddy glared at
Kevin for a moment before thumbing at Double D's house. "Not that it's any of your buisness, Kev-o, but Double D's really
sick. He can't leave his room."
A look of concern crossed Nazz's face and she turned to Kevin.
"Oh Kevin! We should go check on him and see how well he's feeling!"
"You too, Eds!" With that Nazz, Kevin, and the remaining Eds ventured up to Double D's room, unaware the the horror that awaited
"Double D?" Nazz called, peeking into Double D's room.
The four kids slowly walked into the room until a voice from no where shouted, "SILENCE MORTALS! Have you no idea that, as
we speak, international chipmunk spies are plotting my downfall?!"
Kevin pulled up Double
D's bed sheets to see the NyQuil-drunk Edd under his bed, with an empty fishbowl on his head.
"...Double D?!" Eddy exclaimed, extremely confused.
Nazz looked at the pile of empty NyQuil
bottles by Double D's bed.
"Double D, how much NyQuil have you had?"
Double D stared blankly at Nazz before pulling out a bottle of NyQuil.
"I don't know. You
need to ask him." Double D said, thrusting the bottle into Nazz's face.
Ed picked up Double
D and looked him in the eye. Double D screeched before crawling into Ed's jacket.
"Double D's funny!"
Eddy slowly shook his head. Double D suddenly flew out of Ends jacket,
tackled Nazz, and kissed her tongue and all. He then dropped her and jumped up and down, giggling hysterically.
"I KISSED YOUR GIRL! I KISSED YOUR GIRL!" Edd squealed, pointing at Kevin.
Kevin growled, charging at Double D.
"Aw poop." Double D said before leaping out his bedroom
window. Double D flew into the air.
"I BELIEVE I CAN FLY! I BELIEVE I CAN TOU-" he sang before
smashing against the ground.
Ed, Eddy, Nazz, and Kevin rushed to Double D's window and looked
down. All that was left of Double D was a body imprint.
Eddy ran his fingers through his hair,
murmuring, "This isn't good...."
"WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH DOUBLE D?!" Kevin yelled at
Ed and Eddy.
The kids had all gathered at the lane to discuss the recent events.
Eddy just shrugged.
"Ask Ed; he gave him that NyQuil junk. But isn't this a hoot? Sockhead
should be more like this everyday!" Eddy chuckled.
Rolf stroked his chin before saying, "From
what I have heard, it looks like Double D-Edd boy has overdosed."
"Overdosed?! Double D isn't
a drug addict, Rolf!" Sarah exclaimed as Jimmy cringed. "Double D as a drug addict? Who would've thought?.
"NyQuil can be a seductive mistress." Rolf replied, a stern look on his face.
"He's a great
kisser." Nazz sighed.
She realized what she said and giggled as the kids looked at her in
disbelief, Eddy and Kevin slightly upset.
"What's that buddy?" Jonny said to Plank. He held
the piece of wood close to his ear, then exclaimed, "You always know what to do Plank, 'ol buddy! What would we ever do without
"What? What did the termite bait say?" Eddy questioned.
"Plank said that he knows about the powers that NyQuil possess, and that Double D's probably at the creek!"
The kids glanced at each other for a moment, then dashed off to the creek. 'Sometimes I worry about that balloon head,'
Eddy thought. He then chuckled. 'Heh. Balloon head. I crack me up.'
When the kids
arrived at the creek they saw Double D's head, halfway out of the water, looking at them. Eddy approached his friend slowly.
"Double D....we're here to help you.....come out of the water please..."
Suddenly Edd leaped
out of the water and landed on the ground gracefully. Hand on his hips, he shouted, "BEHOLD MY GLORIOUS BODY!"
The kids gasped and starred in disbelief as an intoxicated Double D strutted around, butt-naked.
"NAZZ! SARAH! PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THIS SHOW OF FLESH!" Rolf exclaimed before tackling the two girls to the ground.
"ED! HELP ME CATCH DOUBLE D!" Eddy shouted as he chased his friend.
"The race in on!" Ed proclaimed
before humming the Mission Impossible song.
"They're after me lucky charms!" Double D stated,
skipping/running from Ed and Eddy.
"HEY SOCKEHEAD! GET BACK HERE AND PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES!"
Eddy yelled, tired of seeing the naked backside of his friend.
"Run run as fast as you can
you can't catch me because I'm the Gingerbread Man!" Double D sang before being tackled by Ed.
"Good job lumpy!" Eddy said as he began to put Double D's clothes on his sick friend.
What are you doing?!" Eddy exclaimed when he realized Ed was chewing on Double D.
gingerbread!" Ed said gleefully.
"You're a freak, you know that?" Eddy murmured.
Finally Double D was clothed. The kids approached the boys as Edd rocked back and forth in a fetal position, sucking his thumb.
Rolf kneeled beside the drunk genius and said softly, "No more NyQuil for you, sock-in-head-Edd- boy."
The tortured NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Double D screamed could be heard throughout the cul-de-sac.
Double D leapt up to his feet, shouting, "YOU COULD NEVER SEPERATE US! WE'RE MEANT TO BE!"
Edd then took a 2-liter bottle of NyQuil from his back pocket and chugged the whole thing in front of the stunned kids. He
then cart wheeled into the woods, escaping the world that refused to let him have his beloved elixir of life.
"MARIE! WHERE ARE MY HAIRPINS?!" Lee shouted to her sister.
"IN THE BATHROOM WHERE THEY ALWAYS
ARE! USE YOUR BRAIN FOR ONCE!" Marie retorted from another room.
Lee walked into their bathroom
and began to open a drawer when she heard the shower running.
"May? Is that you?" Lee questioned,
approaching the shower.
Suddenly the shower curtains flew open and Double D pulled Lee inside.
"DOUB-" Lee began before Double D put a hand over her mouth. Thankfully, he was clothed.
The world is against me and my love!" Double D pulled a travel size bottle of NyQuil out of his hat and held it to his ear.
He giggled, then said, "The NyQuil says I will be safe in this exotic and tropical hideout with the three lovely Kanker sisters!"
Lee's eyes grew wide when she heard this. Pushing Double D's hand away, she turned of the shower and grinned.
"You want to stay with us, handsome?" She exclaimed, surprised.
"Of course! No one would ever
think of finding me here in the golden temple of the sickly medicine gods!" Double D replied.
Lee grabbed Double D's hand and led him out of the bathroom, saying, "You're going to just love it here Double D. OOOOOHHH